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SHATNA!!!

^^Funny, I thought the same about you.

Now please post paragraphs and paragraphs about shit absolutely no one cares about.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^^Funny, I thought the same about you.

Now please post paragraphs and paragraphs about shit absolutely no one cares about.
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Never been laid have you? You have my sincerest sympathies dear child. Lots of sex toy stores out there girl. You go.
 
Shat and LG, if you two would cyber via an interactive room or software like everyone else rather than by PM then this wouldn't happen.

I detest having to educate virgins.
 
Shatna said:
That's ONE paragraph. :D Keep going!
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*pats SHATNA atop his head*. LAKERGIRL must be a bitch you display the 'hots' for no doubt. A website is the only place you could find a bitch willing to give you the time of day? A damn shame you have neither a clue how she looks nor do you care. It is my estimation you should care for I have seen her ilk many a time. Ask yourself why she is even in here. That should give you a few clues.
 
Ironclad said:
Shat and LG, if you two would cyber via an interactive room or software like everyone else rather than by PM then this wouldn't happen.

I detest educating virgins.
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Then you must have the greatest of patience for attempting to educate yourself.
 
Ironclad said:
Shat and LG, if you two would cyber via an interactive room or software like everyone else rather than by PM then this wouldn't happen.

I detest having to educate virgins.
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OK, that needs to be the next QotW!!!

He's right guys. Go to chat1.com and "get a room". ;)
 
SaintLucifer said:
*pats SHATNA atop his head*. LAKERGIRL must be a bitch you display the 'hots' for no doubt.
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Oui, ze Laker_girl is ze woman I deesplay ze - how do you say? - "hots" for indeed, nossing gets by you, mon ami!

And au contraire, monsieur, I know joost what she loook like! She is, how do you zay, se "hot bitch extraoridnaire!"

Boy, pretentious fakey accents are fun. Thanks for getting me started! :D

It is my estimation you should care for I have seen her ilk many a time.
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Holy shit, Hemingway - simple clarity is the key to good writing. Not to mention sentence structure. That's just friggin' awful, try again.

Ask yourself why she is even in here. That should give you a few clues.
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I'm still tryin' to figure out why YOU'RE even here. I'm guessing you're terribly lonely. *HUGS*

Ironclad said:
Shat and LG, if you two would cyber via an interactive room or software like everyone else rather than by PM then this wouldn't happen.

I detest having to educate virgins.
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Noted. However, I have severe short term memory problems, and every time we cyber live it's a disaster. I can never remember where my donger was last, drives her to exasperation. :D
 
SaintLucifer said:
Never been laid have you? You have my sincerest sympathies dear child. Lots of sex toy stores out there girl. You go.
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I sense projection here.

I'm not an Internet ugly, therefore you have no shot with me. Stop embarrassing yourself kid.
 
Shatna said:
Oui, ze Laker_girl is ze woman I deesplay ze - how do you say? - "hots" for indeed, nossing gets by you, mon ami!

And au contraire, monsieur, I know joost what she loook like! She is, how do you zay, se "hot bitch extraoridnaire!"
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Let me guess, she e-mailed you a pic she clipped from a magazine and claimed it was her own pic.

Boy, pretentious fakey accents are fun. Thanks for getting me started! :D
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Pretenious accents? On an internet forum?? Uh, if you say so.


Holy shit, Hemingway - simple clarity is the key to good writing. Not to mention sentence structure. That's just friggin' awful, try again.
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I see you failed English my dear child. You could not understand the sentence? Surely that is not my difficulty. I would suggest Remedial English as a means to get you started on the path to correct English.


I'm still tryin' to figure out why YOU'RE even here. I'm guessing you're terribly lonely. *HUGS*
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I am here to mock the rest of you. Males do that. Females do not. Hence my confusion as to why LAKERGIRL is here. The only type of female who would visit such sites are ugly, pathetic losers for I have seen a few in my time. Rather frightening to say the least. You just go on lusting after someone you have never seen in your life. I have oftentimes wonder at those individuals who practice such a thing. The way I look at it, we must be simply exchanging a LOSER for a LOSER.
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Laker_Girl said:
I sense projection here.

I'm not an Internet ugly, therefore you have no shot with me. Stop embarrassing yourself kid.
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Aw, did I wound your feelings? *sniffle*. Here, let your man give you a hug. An ONLINE hug. Christ. Pathetic.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Aw, did I wound your feelings? *sniffle*. Here, let your man give you a hug. An ONLINE hug. Christ. Pathetic.
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I find this hilarious.

You're extremely new and it's downright adorable.
 
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