Seriously, though, let's post the dirty truth about Loktar.

[FBI parte due]

I absolutely can't stand that bastard. Why mm even keeps them here is anyone's guess.

 

[Loktar]

I absolutely can't stand that bastard. Why mm even keeps them here is anyone's guess.

For starters, I'm way better than those crappy duals and posters like falc.

 

[Cassie]

Loktar's a Hobbit molester.

 

[FBI parte due]

Loktar dreams of down-and-dirty delicious duck diddling daily.

 

[Dual]

Loktar smells like fish.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar's a Hobbit molester.

You'd be surprised how well "What have I got in my pocket?" works on them tricksy little hobbitses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar's going to need a bigger boat...to keep all the children he molests in.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Loktar smokes Twizzlers.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar dreams of down-and-dirty delicious duck diddling daily.

sex with ducks!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Then had sex with them.

 

[Cassie]

Loktar shoplifts Superman costumes every Halloween to keep the kids from pretending to be him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar is so heterosexual that he's gay.

 

[FBI parte due]

Loktar is still confused by all this [yоu] tag stuff, but when he realizes what's really going on, he'll act like he knew it all along.

 

[Ishcabittle]

loktar has had sex with the queen of siam, circa 1692. in 1989, so she was long dead by the time he got to her.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar's body hurts.

 

[FBI parte due]

Loktar thinks ภูมิพลอดุลยเดช composes some sweet tunes, for a slant that is!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Loktar FUCKING KILL HIMSELF DEATH DEATH NO ONE ALIVE NOTHING FUCK CONSTANT PAIN LIFE ISN't FOR HIDN

 

[curiousa2z]

^erm, isn't that YOU?

 

[Loktar]

Loktar is still confused by all this [yоu] tag stuff, but when he realizes what's really going on, he'll act like he knew it all along.

I did know it all along. I remembered from the first time they did it to me a few years ago.

 

[Loktar]

Loktar shoplifts Superman costumes every Halloween to keep the kids from pretending to be him.

Thats not true. I just steal their candy.