Sarah Michelle Gellar is a hobbit.

Mentalist · Nov 16, 2005

I mean, I knew she was short.

CaptainWacky · Nov 16, 2005

I'm gay now, by the way.

SilentBtViolent · Nov 17, 2005

She's about the right height for what I want from a woman.b

johnford · Nov 17, 2005

I thought their marriage was on the rocks!

johnford · Nov 17, 2005

Oh wait thats Reese Witherspoons marriage.

CaptainWacky · Nov 17, 2005

No, it's the rock's!

BlazerBoy · Nov 17, 2005

CaptainWacky said:
I'm gay now, by the way.

I'm straight.

And yes, while SMG is short, her bootyful ass makes up for it.

CaptainWacky · Nov 17, 2005

^Didn't you have gay sex YESTERDAY?

BlazerBoy · Nov 17, 2005

Well...yes.

Mentalist · Nov 17, 2005

I haven't been attracted to SMG for years now.

Mandi · Nov 17, 2005

Does she have hairy feets?

Markb · Nov 17, 2005

Mentalist said:
I haven't been attracted to SMG for years now.

That's just wrong.

CaptainWacky · Nov 17, 2005

^I used to love her more than any other but now she leaves me cold and unaroused.

Mentalist · Nov 18, 2005

CaptainWacky said:
^I used to love her more than any other but now she leaves me cold and unaroused.

Same for me.

I mean, I really LOVED that whore.