Rumors about why Fuddlemiff does not come in to chat!

[Dr Dave]

1) HE HATES US ALL!

 

[FBI parte due]

2) He spends all his time penning his epic poem reflecting on that time he ate pizza at a pizza place once, the Marinariad.

 

[Dr Dave]

3) Susie scared him away.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

4) He works with Eggs on PowerPoint slides at odd hours of the day and night.

 

[CaptainWacky]

5) Cool person party with Menty.

 

[headvoid]

6) His robotic hand is playing up

 

[whisky]

7) He is too busy perfectly replicating a bee's knee in 3D Max.

 

[Tisiphone]

8) Because I'm never in chat.

 

[CaptainWacky]

9) Susie called him a "hat-eating buzzard."

 

[Dr Dave]

10) He is off looking for missing socks.

 

[curiousa2z]

11. he was invited to tea with the Queen. (which queen is for you to figure out).

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

12) He hasn't eaten, slept or bathed since the Carpenter/Zombie debate started.

 

[Dr Dave]

13) He's attending the 2012 Dacer Convention.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

14) He's been trapped in Colin Morgan's "dungeon".

 

[headvoid]

15) He is eating a Greggs pastie with Dave Cameron at Number 10

 

[Cassie]

16) Chatters give him a raging painful hardon.

 

[The Tomtrek]

17) He is actually a dual of another FAMOUS CHATTER and they forgot the password to the account.

 

[CaptainWacky]

18) Jedward.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

19) Whoever said humans were logical?

 

[Dr Dave]

20) He thinks there are bees in chat and he does not like bees.