Rejected (or not) Dr Dave fact list!

[Dr Dave]

1)Dr Dave once operated on a penguin just to see if it had anything on under the tux.

 

[The Dork Lord]

2) Doctor Dave uses placebo for his PILLZ.

 

[CaptainWacky]

3) Doctor Dave's car is made out of toast.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sexy toast?

 

[CaptainWacky]

4) Doctor Dave suffers from crippling social anxiety and uses a robot avatar to live his life.

 

[The Dork Lord]

5) The dead hooker in the trunk of Dr Dave's (toast) car is a matter of national security: you best just move along...

 

[CaptainWacky]

6) Doctor Dave never graduated from Hollywood Upstair's Medical College, but he did burn it down.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

7) When performing breast enhancements, Dr Dave uses Duncan Hines yellow cake mix.

 

[CaptainWacky]

8) Doctor Dave had the idea for Lazytown in 1986 but didn't tell anyone.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

9) Dr Dave is the inventor of nipples. Patent pending.

 

[The Dork Lord]

10) Dr Dave is actually three ducks in a man costume!

 

[Cassie]

11) Dr Dave is made out of Bisquick and super glue.

 

[CaptainWacky]

12) Doctor Dave don't need no education. That's why he uses double negatives.

 

[whisky]

13) Was spotted leaving Heath Ledgers appartment yesterday carrying less bottles of pillz than usual.

 

[CaptainWacky]

14) Doctor Dave eats chicken burgers then pukes them up again instantly.

 

[Dr Dave]

15)Dr Dave once sewed two midgets togeher on a bet.

 

[CaptainWacky]

16) Doctor Dave can't help that he's custom made.

 

[The Dork Lord]

17) Dr Dave is actually an alien spy; biding his time and waiting to call in teh invasion...

 

[Cassie]

18) Dr Dave is browsing this thread

 

[Dr Dave]

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19)Dr Dave likes calling up hookers and just giggleing at them.