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Real Life Karma, Luci(s)....

Friday

Friday

Bazinga!
I'd hate to be you when your shit comes back to bite you in the ass.

And it will. It always does.
 
...unless your "he's a dual" theory pans out.
 
I was addressing whoever is writing the posts.

Thus the (parentheses).
 
aeommai said:
...unless your "he's a dual" theory pans out.
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I am no dual. I am the one-and-only Saint Lucifer. Live with it. As I have already stated, the Admins here know I am the real thing. They have my IP information, which they have matched against ALL posts from this account. So, do shut the fuck up about duals. I don't do duals. Such is beneath my superior station.
 
Friday said:
I'd hate to be you when your shit comes back to bite you in the ass.

And it will. It always does.
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Lick my balls, bitch. I will not be silenced just because you wish it.
 
It's out of my hands, dude(s). :shrug:
 
At some point a person realizes Luci fantasizes about sticking his cock into a vessel filled with maggots. Maybe the visual comparison supports his theory that his wee little penis is actually a schlong - and, maybe it is in Lilliput land.
 
eloisel said:
At some point a person realizes Luci fantasizes about sticking his cock into a vessel filled with maggots. Maybe the visual comparison supports his theory that his wee little penis is actually a schlong - and, maybe it is in Lilliput land.
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I'd do her dead momma. In a heartbeat... MY heartbeat, that is.
 
Even dead, my mom would point, laugh, then ask for a microscope and tweezers...
 
Did you see the movie "The Shining" with Jack Nicholson made back in the 70's? There was an old lady with green putrid skin that wanted some nookie from Jack. Bet Luci's maggot-sized pecker gets as hard as a piece of boiled rice when he sees her breasts sagging down to her navel as she gets out of that tub of water. I wonder if Luci squeezes on the upstroke or if there is nothing on which to get a grip.
 
:lol:

I'm positive he squeezes on the upstroke, but needs those tweezers to get a good grip. It seems Luci and Jack have a lot in common, when it comes to their taste in women.

Females with a heartbeat are out of his league.
 
Girls, girls...he's from the Great White North, remember? Where shrinkage is a way of life?
 
??? You're saying Wheezie doesn't have a heartbeat?
 
Huh?
 
He's not keeping up. You said Jack, he thought you were talking about him.

;)
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Yeah I has a stomach virus today, I'm not reading the thread correctly. I go back to bed now.

My bad.
 
FWIW, I had a WTF moment, as well, before I reread it. Maybe I should go to bed, too ;)
 
I think I should go back to bed too, and I didn't even really read it that much.
 
You can get into mine. I'll explain stuff to you, too, if you want.
 
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