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Prostitutes/Escorts/"Here is some money let me sex you"

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Pros/cons. Discuss.
 
Pro: Lose virgin status.

Con: STDs, veneral diseases, AIDS.
 
I wonder if some of them can get the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.
 
Pros: Freedom to charge for a service provided for an adult by an adult.

Cons: What Loktar said, plus pimps forcing some women into it and STUFF.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
I wonder if some of them can get the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.
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Martha Stewart would make a great Madame.
 
I imagine that while in prison, she made plenty of women her bitches.
 
She could sit around with Heidi Fleiss doing nothing all day.
 
Pros: You get off with the person of your choosing.

Cons: STD's, dealing with crazy people, it would cost you the same cash to just pick some random stranger up at a bar, dealing with crazy people, Oh, and there's always the risk that you picked up a murderer who will cut you into tiny pieces. While that may be a good weight loss plan, it doesn't serve any long-term goals.
 
I think prostitutes are an acceptable route for sex for any time apart from your first.

If you have to pay to lose your virginity its like cheating on an exam, or getting someone else to take your driving test.

Getting someone to willingly have sex with you is one of the best experiences in life, and it shouldn't be squandered in some tawdry cash transaction.
 
Conchaga said:
Pros: You get off with the person of your choosing.

Cons: STD's, dealing with crazy people, it would cost you the same cash to just pick some random stranger up at a bar, dealing with crazy people, Oh, and there's always the risk that you picked up a murderer who will cut you into tiny pieces. While that may be a good weight loss plan, it doesn't serve any long-term goals.
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There are some "reputable" escort websites, where the escorts come with ratings, reviews and more details than most would care to know about. I consider this an innovation in the industry.

But yeah, if you pick up someone off your streetcorner, it's a coin flip whether or not they will cut you.
 
Yeah, it doesn't take too long to find an "escort" close to home who is fucking fit, and well accounted for.

http://www.purekira.69d.uk.com/content.php

See. I'm sat at home alone. I could give Kira a call there if I felt like it.


*Touches phones*
 
Well that should make for some interesting facebook adverts down the side of the screen next time you play mafia wars.
 
Nope. We call south asians Asians, so east asians get called Oriental... or "Chinesey looking", to the older generation.
 
What John said. I think the fact that you have an Oriental escort referring to herself as Oriental tells you everything there.
 
About as much as it would tell me when she says she owns a lorry and needs to go to the loo. ;)
 
She can also man a hot air balloon.
 
And I just happen to be one!

I'm still on the fence on whether ordering up a prostie is just being modern, or creepy. I guess the feeling seesaws the closer that the prostie gets to one's door.

And what happens if the escort arrives, and isn't exactly what they advertised? Can you just tell them "I don't think so" or do they start threatening your life if you don't give them cab fare and an ice cream sandwich?
 
I dunno, this seems more Ms Nyne's area of expertise.
 
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