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Picture of the perfect woman

Panda

Panda

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As an ass man, I like the idea of having a spare ass hole, in case the primary one gets worn out from overuse. But with two pairs of feet instead of hands, how the fuck is she gonna do the household chores?
 
You know what's REALLY perverse?

Drinking an icehouse 40 in your Hummer, having someone take a picture of you doing it, and then posting it on your blog.
 
I do? Yeah, I want a car that owns me.

Jesus, get real d00der. I have a nice 06 maxima. Completely loaded, that nice vetted 8. It's fast and pretty.

I don't fuckin' drink and drive EVER either, fuckface.
 
Panda said:
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No breasts, no good.
Also, no face, no good. No one to have conversations with, to be friends with. But who am I kidding! All you guys want is an outlet for your spitting trouser snakes!
(Add breasts and this might make a great blowup doll)
 
Lilac said:
No breasts, no good.
Also, no face, no good. No one to have conversations with, to be friends with. But who am I kidding! All you guys want is an outlet for your spitting trouser snakes!
(Add breasts and this might make a great blowup doll)
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What would you know about this, BLOODLESS? Now be quiet and get back in the kitchen where you belong!
 
MorningPrince said:
What would you know about this, BLOODLESS? Now be quiet and get back in the kitchen where you belong!
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You belong in a swamp shack with no running water or electricity.

Also, something tells me you're married to your sister...
 
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