CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Has Tourette's. Makes noises and says "wank". Will almost certainly win as he has a "hook". There's a chance he could get annoying and be voted out.
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Pete
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Profile: Pete
Age: 24
From: South London (lives in Brighton)
Occupation: Rock n roll singer / cartoonist
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "To reach the top of my spiral to heaven and shine again. Also, if I was to win the money I would like to pay off my mum’s mortgage so she can finally live her life because she looked after me for so long. And I crave fame and would like to be a famous Touretter."
Trivia
• Diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome at the age of fourteen
• Started wearing women’s clothes aged 16 and impersonated Freddie Mercury at his mother’s wedding
• Says the hardest things to live without will be drawing and masturbation
• Lives alone except for a pet hamster called Magic, who roams his house and lives in the wall
Mentythoughts:
Absolutley nuts. Classic video introducing him and is obviously the comedy relief. Does not seem to give a flying fuck. Tourettes is the funniest illness ever and he wears it wel.. WANK! .. Err, excuse me.. Has to win really. Hopefully he will live up to the hype and be comedy gold because the rest of the housemates are not cutting it.
Possible Comedy Factor: 5000
Age: 24
From: South London (lives in Brighton)
Occupation: Rock n roll singer / cartoonist
Status: Single
Why Big Brother? "To reach the top of my spiral to heaven and shine again. Also, if I was to win the money I would like to pay off my mum’s mortgage so she can finally live her life because she looked after me for so long. And I crave fame and would like to be a famous Touretter."
Trivia
• Diagnosed with Tourette’s Syndrome at the age of fourteen
• Started wearing women’s clothes aged 16 and impersonated Freddie Mercury at his mother’s wedding
• Says the hardest things to live without will be drawing and masturbation
• Lives alone except for a pet hamster called Magic, who roams his house and lives in the wall
Mentythoughts:
Absolutley nuts. Classic video introducing him and is obviously the comedy relief. Does not seem to give a flying fuck. Tourettes is the funniest illness ever and he wears it wel.. WANK! .. Err, excuse me.. Has to win really. Hopefully he will live up to the hype and be comedy gold because the rest of the housemates are not cutting it.
Possible Comedy Factor: 5000
EnglishRose
addle barn
just because he lives in Brighton - he should win
EnglishRose
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of course I'm right
EnglishRose
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it's cheaper than Brighton
Noel Edmund
New member
asdl;fjl;asdkfjasd!
EnglishRose
addle barn
damn Hove Lagoon, all those windsurfers - go and surf on the sea not on the lagoon
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I am 100% certain he'll win UNLESS the Golden Ticket winner it the next Victor in which case I'm only 99.99% certain.
EnglishRose
addle barn
there've been complaints from the tourettes association - they want him out!
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
tough!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Does he have a hot bod?
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Not really.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Dump 'im then.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He's a good person.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
That could make a difference, usually reality shows cast the most heinous, evil, petty people so I like the good-hearted ones to stick around.
But keep a hot guy too.
But keep a hot guy too.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
There aren't any. Or girls. Just ashes. NOTHING BUT GREY DUST AND ASHES.