One good thing about the end of the day

[CaptainWacky]

You get to go to bed.

 

[Cassie]

right after you rape all the cats

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love going to bed and contemplating all the things I didn't get done, and how I won't be able to do them tomorrow because of all the other things I have to do then, and then I end up doing nothing tomorrow either because I'm frozen in contemplation about all things undone.

 

[Cassie]

Eventually you just have to say fuck it and start over, best to throw all the worries away so you don't make new worries. OR JUST TAKE SOME XANAX

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

PILLS PLEASE

 

[CaptainWacky]

you just die in the end so it's not worht worrying about. Eat more bacon!

 

[Dr Dave]

PILLS PLEASE

*hands Eggs some pills*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I wish I could be as drugged up on happy pills as most Americans on interweb message boards seem to be.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just go to the doctor and say "I'm depressed lol" then BOOGIE.

 

[Cassie]

Yes you can get anything if you claim depression, can't sleep, and have an almost uncontrollable desire to stab ducks.

 

[Love Child]

This thread depresses me. I think I'll go to sleep now.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wasn't being 'deep and sharing' with that post, it was mostly wistful humor with a slight undercurrent of truth, but inflated for purposes of drama.

SMILE EVERYBODY! ZOD LOVES YOU!

 

[Cassie]

We're smiling DAMMIT!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DOCTOR JONES DOCTOR JOESN

 

[Grammour Boy]

I'm starving and I can't fall asleep on an empty stomach.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Death will be swift.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And eternal

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BECAUSE SUSANNAH THE HOFF SAID SO.

 

[Cassie]

Half a bottle of wine and a xanax to the rescue!

 

[headvoid]

I fear the little death at the end of every day.