Okay Fellow Trolls

[Friday]

Show me what you got, fuckers. Impress me, and we'll get along just fine. Disappoint me, and you won't have lived up to your reps.

You may begin.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

I have to pee. Open your mouth.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Actually, i'm not nor ever was a troll, so umm, have you way with these people. I give not the fucks.

 

[Friday]

If you're not a troll, why are you on a troll board?

Still waiting for the good stuff, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

I've got my own smiley :gtc: See? :gtc: Pretty neat eh? :gtc: Like a metal or something :gtc: It's like masterbating all over the board. :gtc:

 

[Friday]

That is very impressive. How do you get your own smiley?

You are a nice cow.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

If you're not a troll, why are you on a troll board?

Still waiting for the good stuff, ladies and gentlemen.

CAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE IT FRIGAY!


Quit asking me stupid questions.

 

[Cluckyx]

Please excuse Smitty. He's our porch monkey, we don't let him out much.

 

[Fag Roy]

Somebody...

Finger me.....I need some lovin' or shit in my mouth...either way.

 

[Grandtheftcow]

That is very impressive. How do you get your own smiley?

You are a nice cow.

Sleep with both admins and have a sexy personal logo like I do.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Please excuse Smitty. He's our porch monkey, we don't let him out much.

Want me to kick you in your fucking throat Fucklyx? You don't fucking dismiss me bitch, I'll fucking ram my cock up your ass all over this board. Life as a troll the way you homo it will be over Lil, Idiotslit.

 

[jack]

Oy!

 

[Sarek]

Want me to kick you in your fucking throat Fucklyx? You don't fucking dismiss me bitch, I'll fucking ram my cock up your ass all over this board. Life as a troll the way you homo it will be over Lil, Idiotslit.

If it walks like a homo and talks like a homo, it ain't a duck.......

 

[Cluckyx]

Want me to kick you in your fucking throat Fucklyx? You don't fucking dismiss me bitch, I'll fucking ram my cock up your ass all over this board. Life as a troll the way you homo it will be over Lil, Idiotslit.

I shall reply in images. I am feeling artistic.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

If it walks like a homo and talks like a homo, it ain't a duck.......

In your case, it fucking waddles with a few buttons undone after your morning 12 dozen doughnuts , you Fucksuck.

CALLING ALL CARS, BACK UP REQUIRED, I SEEM TO BE STUCK IN THE PORT O POTTY AGAIN, I SWEAR I DIDN'T EAT THE WHOLE CASE, HONEST!!!

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

I shall reply in images. I am feeling artistic.

You'll reply by being a lazy unoriginal douche dispenser?

figures you Capt. Faggot.

 

[Cluckyx]

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

3 DAY NUT FUNK AFTER A BENDER IN T.J. HAS MORE VIBRANT LIFE THAN YOUR POSTS YOU QUEEF OF THE WEEK.

 

[jack]

Isn't "queef" the euphemism for "vaginal blood fart"?

 

[Cluckyx]

I could try harder but really. You're giving me no reason to do more that toy with you. COme back a little later Porch Monkey.
Go and fap yourself comotose, you'll feel a little less retarded then

Oh and Queef doesn't necessarily need to be blood. It can be love batter too.