Oh, cook a cat!

[CaptainWacky]

Want a cup of beans?

 

[Mentalist]

You use the sausage as a waterbreak!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

BLASPHEMEY!

I DAMEAND THE SO-CALLED CAPTAIN OF SO-CALLED WACKINESS RETRACET HIS SO-CALLED STATEMENTS ABOUT MY SO-CALLED ALLLEGED WAR CRIMES BECAUSE I HAD A HEART ATTACK AND DIED.

FIN

 

[Mentalist]

You make me feel like making an artsy and pretentious student film now.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

It makes me want to eat dolphins (the mammals, not the fish).

 

[Mentalist]

I want to swim with the dolphins!!! Why? BECAUSE IM A HUGE FUCKING WALKING TALKING CLICHE THATS WHY

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I want to liiiive, I want to giiiive, I've been a hooker with a heart of gold. And I'm getting old.

 

[curiousa2z]

You make me feel like making an artsy and pretentious student film now.

DO IT. I DARE YA.

 

[Mentalist]

Insert B rate celebrity - insert comedy sexual scenario - insert Neroon

 

[curiousa2z]

*gasps*

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I've been to something, I've been to something, I've been A HOOKER WITH A HEART OF GOLD!

 

[curiousa2z]

the audience is agog!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lynne, these are SEX PEOPLE!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

OMG SWINGERS!

CAPTAIN WACKY, YOU'RE SO MONEY AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard you threw Whoopie Goldberg's copper kettle at a cat?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

No, it was Winnie Cooper's Olde Tyme Kettle Style potato chips at a mongoose.

 

[The Question]

I want to swim with the dolphins!!! Why? BECAUSE IM A HUGE FUCKING WALKING TALKING CLICHE THATS WHY

I wanna swim with the dolphins, too. But only 'cause I wanna hear dolphins cuss when I pee on 'em.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I want to fly with the eagles. BUT THAT'S DUMB.

 

[Mentalist]

Not if you're about to get destroyed into little hobit ash on Mount doom it aint.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DON'T WANNA BE BURIED IN A PET CEMETARY
I JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIFE OK