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Now that I am here, you need not fear.
- Thread starter Moleculo
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Grandtheftcow
Grand Wizard of TK
Moleculo apparently hasn't discovered the evils of poor image resizing yet.
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Do you have a supervillian archnemisis mr moleculo hombre person?
Or Have you allready picked MODOK?
I understand how you may have had sir, as has a bigger head than mine (which is rare, I'm told) and is also an officially licensed marvel icon.
Soon to have his own periodical of sequential entertainments, I've heard.
But power wise? He's a little weak.
He just floats on that chair and shoots lazers at you.
You, being all full of molecules and such, could likely easily defeat him.
Wheras I, being the very lord of dorkness....am sure to be toppeling buildings across your head.
And I sho am evil! Earlier, I told another man that I wanted to have homosexual relations with him...and he took offense.
So just be sure to be calling my agent should this postion become available...thank you!
Or Have you allready picked MODOK?
I understand how you may have had sir, as has a bigger head than mine (which is rare, I'm told) and is also an officially licensed marvel icon.
Soon to have his own periodical of sequential entertainments, I've heard.
But power wise? He's a little weak.
He just floats on that chair and shoots lazers at you.
You, being all full of molecules and such, could likely easily defeat him.
Wheras I, being the very lord of dorkness....am sure to be toppeling buildings across your head.
And I sho am evil! Earlier, I told another man that I wanted to have homosexual relations with him...and he took offense.
So just be sure to be calling my agent should this postion become available...thank you!
Grandtheftcow
Grand Wizard of TK
Well thats not your username now is it.Moleculo said:
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
I don't think I gots teh job 
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
Gagh said:
That could be more painful than it's worth!
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Moleculo said:
*YAWN*
The Dork Lord
Whipping Boy
ok.
Yesterday while you were sleeping, I robbed 3 banks, Blew up canada, defeced mt. rushmore, and kidnapped the first lady.
You better get on the ball!
Yesterday while you were sleeping, I robbed 3 banks, Blew up canada, defeced mt. rushmore, and kidnapped the first lady.
You better get on the ball!
