(Non Big Brother or Benoit thread)

[CaptainWacky]

CASSIE AND DAVE SITTING IN A TREE, ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR PRIVACY!

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Everyone knows you and Dave have a LOVE TREE for LOVE and READING MAGAZINES in.

 

[Cassie]

LOL.. no we don't. EVERYONE KNOWS DAVE IS SCARED TO CLIMB TREES after that incident with a Tiger Beat magazine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's why you had an ELEVATOR installed in the tree!

 

[headvoid]

People in Govan are nice

 

[headvoid]

Robroyston are also very nice, bishopbriggs next!

Parkhead forge were gits

 

[CaptainWacky]

I live very close to Bishopbriggs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I used to go to the Forge a lot...full of stinky children if I recall.

 

[Gagh]

LOL WE CAN'T GET MILLER'S ARSE TO FIT ON THE BRANCH.

 

[The Tomtrek]

People that have the same name as Gagh:

1. Gagh
2. Gagh
3. Gagh
4. Gagh
5. Gagh
6. Gagh
7. Gagh
8. Gagh
9. Gagh
10. Gagh
11. Gagh
12. Gagh
13. Gagh

 

[Dr Dave]

Everyone knows you and Dave have a LOVE TREE for LOVE and READING MAGAZINES in.

It's true!

We even have a wall named after you.

We hang pictures of Portman & ducks on it.

 

[Cassie]

NO

 

[Dr Dave]

All we do in the tree house is toss darts at pix of Paris Hilton.

 

[Cassie]

and Jerry Springer

 

[Dr Dave]

When we tossed things at him (includeing some socks) it opend up a portal to heck.

Nearly destroied the Wacky Memorial Wall (ironicly named since Wacky is alive), IIRC.

 

[Cassie]

THERE IS NO TREE HOUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING BRANCH

and some bees

 

[Dr Dave]

They like to sting Cassie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Still alive?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was going to bump the Benoit thread because it's been ten years but it was too sad so I bumped this instead.