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Nikki

Profile: Nikki

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Age: 24

From: Middlesex

Occupation: Model/Dancer/Perfume Promo girl in Harrods

Status: Single

Why Big Brother? "To get noticed by rich and famous men"

Trivia
• Hates public transport and calls buses "peasant wagons"
• Her dream is to marry a rich guy who would shower her with credit cards – preferably a premiership footballer, so she could marry him, but then have affairs "just like on Footballers' Wives"
• Has a phobia of someone cutting her hair without her knowing and waking up covered in cellulite

Mentythoughts:

Dumb as fuck. All she wants out of life is a rich husband a limitless credit card to shop, have her hair and nails done and eat lunch at posh cafe's

Luckily all our hopes don't lie here because we would still be trying to figure out the concept of the wheel.

Evict her.
 
The great thing about Nikki is she isn't upper class (well she's going to be minted now) but she wasn't when she went in. She just acted like it.
 
(After Susie nominated Nikki and Grace.)

Nikki: Why me? Is it because I'm council estate scum?

Grace: No babes, she nominated me too...
 
Well EVERYONE knows that Pete fancies Nikki now so they might put her back for him BUT THAT FUCKER GLYN WILL PROBABLY RUIN IT SOMEHOW.
 
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