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NEIGHBOURS TODAY WTF (FUDDLEMIFF)

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I missed a few minutes. What's Fraser's secret? Why is Lolly evil? Why does Pepper fancy Paul? WHY DO I CARE OH YEAH IT'S BECAUSE MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS.
 
Pepper made a bet with Zeke that she could sleep with all the ugly men on the street. If she does, Zeke has to suicide bomb the room in the hospital where Katya and Ned are snogging, thereby disposing of all the crappy actors.

I don't know what Fraser's secret it is, but maybe it explains why he has black hair while his brother is blond.

Lolly is "Willow" the cat in human form.
 
WILL PEPPER'S BREASTS DECLARE WAR ON JANAE'S WITH SKY'S COMPLAINING IN THE BACKGROUND THAT THEY WERE ONCE THE STAR OF THE SHOW?

Will EVIL PAUL finally confess to his daughter that his HAIR IS NOT HIS OWN?
 
YEs.
 
(IT'S LYN'S, SHE'S DEAD)
 
Lyn is doing the MACARENA with CONNOR in the fiery pits of hell, whilst TODD LANDERS plays harmonica!
 
I saw the bit where Oscar called Paul and ask him to molest him.
 
And the one where Zeke did that bit from RotJ where the Ewok swings the sling but himself with a rock, but Zeke uses PEPPER'S LACEY PANTIES and knocks himself out with KATYA'S STOLEN DILDO.
 
Yeah, then Rachel got a new haircut. CUTE SCENE.
 
I want to watch Gaghs version of neighbours
 
I CAN'T WATCH NEIGHBORS!!

I read that Torchwood and some other Brit shows are going to be on BBC America sometime this year.
 
Torchwood is so secret that you have to watch it with your eyes shut.
 
Wasn't Lolly, like, 6 about two years ago?
 
Doesn't matter if she's fit now.

(though the jury's still out!)
 
I like the way Lolly has aged 8 years in 2 years, and that Paul Robinson's daughter, one of triplets, is now 2 years younger than her twin brothers.
 
Maybe she's an AGE VAMPIRE who is growing old by stealing OTHER PEOPLE'S AGE.
 
CASSIE THE SHEEP WAS 48 WHEN SHE DIED
 
Lolly used to be blond as well.

She's such a slut now, she even thinks "Lolly" sounds better than her real name because it's something you suck on. And she fancies every single guy in the street, as well as Zeke the talking turnip.
 
She gives Stringray a blowjob but he's got his eyes closed and thinks it's Rachel and tells Boyd who reports Rachel to the police for underage blowjob-giving and will Lou cover for Lolly or will he do the right thing and turn the brat in WHO KNOWS.
 
Squinting slightly, Steiger says "fuck it, lets just blame it all on Robinson, I've wanted to bang up that blighter for dayos [days]!"
 
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