Natalie or the Silmarillion: Which is more perfect?

[CaptainWacky]

Which is more perfect: Natalie Portman or the three perfect jewels fashioned by Feanor to host the light of the two trees of Valinor?

 

[Blindgroping]

Wow.

You are seriously bored out of your mind on this fine Sunday.

 

[CaptainWacky]

NO SHIT.

 

[Mentalist]

Natalie. The silmarils are not worth sniffing your nose up at but Natalie is sheer perfection.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I'm thinking the jewels have it, and I'm probably as into Nat as anyone.

 

[Mentalist]

and I'm probably as into Nat as anyone.

Doubtful me old can o' soup.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I dunno, I've watched Garden State multiple times just to dream I'm in a doctor's office and she makes me listen to The Shins.

 

[Mentalist]

Don't you just hate TOTALLY unrealistic encounters like that?

Garden State was a good flick no doubt, I have it of course. But those totally bullshit meetings with incredibly fit girls who are quirky in that way that stops you feeling insecure about yourself..


Well...

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Actually one of the only perks to living in Washington, DC is we have tons and tons of single, beautiful, intelligent girls around here because they work for congressmen and whatnot.

 

[Mentalist]

It's all a big lie.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Yeah actually DC is a series of pods just like the Matrix the Wachsoskdosi brothers are genii and figured out how to tell the truth.

 

[Mentalist]

Last time a black man gave me some pills I got stabbed.


In the abdomen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't believe Natalie's losing.

 

[Mentalist]

Last time a black man gave me some pills I got stabbed.


In the abdomen.

You need to be quicker next time, D!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

The Silmarillion was boring.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Inasmuch as the Silmarillion sucked Orc ass, NAT FTW!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The published Silmarillion was not the finished article, Tolkien didn't come close to completing the stories to his satisfaction in his lifetime. Christopher Tolkien edited it together from material (much uncomplete) written over a fifty year span. The PROPER Silmarillion exists only in the real of Dream.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

and still boring as stale shit.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuck off?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Seriously Cranky Bastard is probably the most worthless piece of shit to ever post here, right?