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My nipples were so hard

Cinch

Cinch

Axe Wielding Maniac
when I got in that cold cold bath. But it felt sooo good and gave me an excuse (not that I think I need one) to rub my naughty bits.

It was almost too hot to walk today. And, of course, I HAD to walk today. 38 Celsius, so 100 Fahrenheit.

What do you do to cool off?
 
Well I will not open this thread to cool off that is for sure. The temperatures just got cooler in the Northwest and we are having our first windstorm of the season. I will take all the heat I can get.
 
Whenever I see posts like this I always think:

1. This is a 55 year old fat bloke posting it and getting his kicks
2. It's Jack (same thing)
3. It's Eggs.

I am sure you are 100% woman and are truly gorgeous, but those are always my first thoughts.
 
If I created a dual called "SheVamp" and then started talking about my labia and how much I want it rubbed, would it give you an erection?
 
This makes me think of nipple-jewelery.

The favorite piece I ever saw also worked as a bottle-opener.
(True fact)
 
We broke another heat record today. And the largest hospital lost its air conditioning.

You know it's bad when you're looking forward to the approaching hurricane because it's going to break the heat wave.
 
headvoid said:
If I created a dual called "SheVamp" and then started talking about my labia and how much I want it rubbed, would it give you an erection?
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No, I only get horny for confirmed females. On this site those females which would cause my erection are as follows: Tisiphone ('cause she's caused one in real life), Love Child ('cause I have seen her naked, too), Illyana ('cause if I ever met her, I'd recreate the allied invasion of Berlin in her pants), SuN ('cause she'd probably be fun to get high with and bone), Cinch (except she doesn't touch men so that makey me sad :(), missmanners (I'm sure the angry sex we'd have would be awesome), finally, Curiousa2z (I'd make sweet, sweet love to her and chant MI-LA-NO VINC-E-RA!)

Accounts that I know are girls, but aren't my type (sorry ladies): Eloisel (Jack's already hit that and I'm not into his sloppy seconds), Cassie (STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY PENIS!), Friday (schoolteachers are hot, but I don't think it'd last), The Call of Nature (her name sounds like pee... no thanks).

Oh, I'd totally have gay sex with Menty, Loktar, and Sausageman. Too bad only one of them is gay but not into bears.

CaptainWacky said:
Why did Loktar pos rep the fact that Conchaga has a hard-on?
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He's happy I don't have erectile disfunction?

Consumer said:
This makes me think of nipple-jewelery.

The favorite piece I ever saw also worked as a bottle-opener.
(True fact)
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I always thought that some nipple jewelry was over-the-top. Take Janet's sunfire ring for example.

Cinch said:
We broke another heat record today. And the largest hospital lost its air conditioning.

You know it's bad when you're looking forward to the approaching hurricane because it's going to break the heat wave.
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Any more stories of cold bathtubs and naughty bits?
Can I watch you and LC go at it?
 
Oh, any beyond the fact that I'm an equal opportunity groper, I'm a school teacher too. And no, I won't keep you for detention so fuck off already.
 
And there was a cold bathtub and naughty bits again today but it was the same story. Same tub, same painfully hard nipples, the cold water was fresh though. And I started a new book because I forgot the other one at work. On my desk. In my classroom.
 
headvoid said:
Whenever I see posts like this I always think:

1. This is a 55 year old fat bloke posting it and getting his kicks
2. It's Jack (same thing)
3. It's Eggs.

I am sure you are 100% woman and are truly gorgeous, but those are always my first thoughts.
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I know it is not a guy, but after seeing this sort of post time and time again I now feel like saying: So what if it is a guy. Maybe it is not all about you, perhaps some guy is posting for us females! Did you ever think of that?! DID YOU?! HUH? HUH?!

Some guy could totally tell us how he had hard nipples and then he got into a bath and then he wants to know how I cool off.

I think I just destroyed the thread.
 
OK, I'm obviously thinking of another female that posts down here occasionally. Who is that?
 
How do you really know these people are female? How do you know the images that were sent to you were genuine?

And Mirah - You got me there, but I did admit this was a personal viewpoint.
 
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