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Mo Naked Hoes

Mentalist

Mentalist

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My signature of old is back.

Rejoice in 'Mo Naked Hoes.'
 
I have sigs turned off so if everyone could post their sigs here so I could read them that would be great.
 
Makes me want to rent the movies again so I can figure our what he's really saying.
 
Po-ta-toes

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Tolkien described that line delivery as "delightful!"
 
Here's mine, Wacky.....

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We once fought together for an ideal with our swords. It wasn't for power or for glory, but to create a peaceful world where people could live without fear. And, if you should forget about that, then what did we fight the revolution for?
- Kenshin Himura

Did you know you still have Butters and A.W.E.S.O.M.-O in your sig, Wacky?
 
Shh... don't tell him, he might change it, and it's just sO DARN CUTE!
 
I'LL KEEP IT, THEN.
 
JIGGA WHAT! JIGGA WHo?!
 
The Rock callled X-Pac a "bony jabroni" once.
 
LOL!
 
We will never see his like again.
 
Quite true, they struck gold with the Rock. He has the mic skills and off beat attitude and comedic timing.

That isn't easily found, star power, star power!
 
They're always trying to turn people into the next Rock or Austin (Cena, for example) but it doesn't work because Rock and Austin made THEMSELVES with great performances rather than by being shoved down the fans' throats like Jack's dick.
 
Mentalist said:
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QUOTED FOR POSTERITY.
 
CaptainWacky said:
They're always trying to turn people into the next Rock or Austin (Cena, for example) but it doesn't work because Rock and Austin made THEMSELVES with great performances rather than by being shoved down the fans' throats like Jack's dick.
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Cena is decent in the ring at least and seems like a hard worker in the business.

He's missing that je ne sais quoi though. Not really his fault truth be told, it's a rare attribute. Plus his gimmick is pretty lame. Still, the Marine shtick is far better than his first gimmick...

They also seem to be desperate to give him that comedy edge in interviews ala The Rock but he doesn't carry it off that well and is lightyears away from anything Rock could pull out the bag on a poor day.
 
There just doesn't seem to be any growth for Cena - the moveset is relatively weak, and hasn't really changed in 3 years. I've always liked the guy's workrate, application & character personally, and I'm happy to be in the minority of Interwebheads on that one.

I think a heel turn would help him right about now. Not a shitty feud with Krappy Khali.
 
Mentalist said:
Cena is decent in the ring at least and seems like a hard worker in the business.

He's missing that je ne sais quoi though. Not really his fault truth be told, it's a rare attribute. Plus his gimmick is pretty lame. Still, the Marine shtick is far better than his first gimmick...

They also seem to be desperate to give him that comedy edge in interviews ala The Rock but he doesn't carry it off that well and is lightyears away from anything Rock could pull out the bag on a poor day.
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That man is no marine.

A crappy action flick and a visit or 2 to Parris Island will not make him a marine.

That being said, at least he has some mic skills.

If you could put Cena's smart mouth on Lashly's body, you'd have a champion for the ages....

Once again...

Cena is NOT a marine!

OOOOOORAH!
 
The Rock could have owned the ring for life, even become a mogul. Instead he decided to leave his domain in order to become a semi-okay actor in B-level Hollywood movies who gets about 1/20th the respect he did in his previous world.

Nobody is ever happy where they are.
 
He probably makes a lot more money making movies and it has the added benefit of not battering his body week in week out. His work load was pretty high as is to be expected for someone who basically carried the company for a number of years.

Jericho left during a high point in his career as well.


I doubt Rock will ever return fulltime to wrestling but he probably will wrestle with the WWE again in some capacity.

As for Cena... I like him. As I said, he's a good worker and I like his real life attitude. I'm not mega keen on his gimmickbut it's not as bad as it was when he was wigga boy.

But they can't create superstars like Austin and Rock because, as Wacky said, they made themselves and nobody really saw their mega success coming until it happened. The more they push Cena as the next big thing (and at least he is deserving of it unlike Orton) the more the fans will lose interest.
 
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