Minefield edition of the wank bump thread

[Harkley]

Whenever you start wanking, or are about to start, POST HERE, so others can join you!

GROUP WANK FTW

 

[FBI parte due]

I'd say the same thing here as I said at rEFCL, but MC Hammer just doesn't have the same effect on me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What if you wank but don't achieve orgasm?

 

[Ishcabittle]

then you don't have enough good porno on your internets. i can make recommendations, but then that'd be pervy.

 

[Loktar]

*WANK*

 

[CaptainWacky]

what if you don't like porno

 

[Cassie]

Wank to the lists of hot women you've ranked over the years.

 

[CaptainWacky]

what if you can't orgasm for psychological reasons?

 

[Harkley]

Wank anyway.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO WOULDN'T...

 

[headvoid]

You could lie and tell us that you produced pints of the stuff!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I assume this person can still ejaculate, but not orgasm.

 

[DryerLint]

Just saw an Episode of Enterprise where T'pau catches some kind of microbe that sets off her mating thingy.

Totally shot one over that. Nice tits.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's what Braga was going for.

 

[Harkley]

PUMPED FOR POSTERITY

 

[Loktar]

Oh here it is. Thanks.

As previously mentioned I just wanked. (less than 10 minutes ago)

 

[Harkley]

GOOD JOB CARRY ON

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was gonna this morning, but I was too sleepy.

I hope to later after getting some writing done.

 

[Cassie]

Captain Kirk visited me in the shower today.

 

[Harkley]

PLEASE TELL ME YOU WANKED OVER HIM, OR WANKED HIM OFF AT LEAST