Michael Douglas got cancer from eating pussy.

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

The More You Know™. *jingles*

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...xually-transmitted-disease-throat-tumour.html

Some highlights!

Douglas made the frank admission about how he developed the illness during an interview with The Guardian newspaper when he was asked if he had regretted smoking and drinking in the past.
Douglas candidly replied: 'No. Because without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV, which actually comes about from cunnilingus.'

He explained: 'I did worry if the stress caused by my son's incarceration didn't help trigger it. But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.'

How about them apples?

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

By the way, I emailed that article to a friend of mine just before I posted it here and she replied:

Dear Men Of Earth,


Sorry, you don't get to use this as an excuse to get out of one of your more important duties.

 

[Seph]

Welcome hoem CKLT how you been dude... bummer about douglas, in fact fuck him, how are ya.

 

[Seph]

Frankly I've never been better and I might hang out around here more often this summer!

That's great news mate, somebody round here should be happy... even if its just one of us and with the prospect of you posting more, I think I can talk for those who know you and say it's been a good long while since you were part of the furniture and it would be good to see you back round here a bit more.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If everything gives you cancer, why deny yourself the simple pleasures in life:

Bacon.
Diet Coke.
Oral sex.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even cancer gives you cancer.

 

[whisky]

But it is also the cure.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Also in the news

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ny-neighbours-complain-excessive-braying.html

 

[whisky]

Is there ever a good level of braying?

 

[Gagh]

I read this in my newspaper - The Times!, and as I was eating a sandwich, I nearly threw it the fuck up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it a donkey meat sandwich?

 

[whisky]

And now it turns out he was misquoted.

 

[headvoid]

I got cancer reading this thread.

 

[whisky]

There should be a way of giving cancer cancer to kill it off.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This just in -- the donkey has tested positive for HPV.

Michael Douglas declined to comment.

 

[headvoid]

"I'm not letting Michael Douglas anywhere near my cat"

(not my words)

 

[CaptainWacky]

"You're not putting ME in the cooler!" - Mister Freeze's words.

 

[Seph]

"I once eated a childrenz" ~ Albert Fish