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Michael Barrymore arrested for MURDER

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
They took their sweet time charging him.
 
Some new evidence must have CUM to light.
 
Maybe there should be a new celebrity big brother, where all the housemates should take turns in joining two much younger gay men in imbibing as much alcohol as possible, snorting so much coke they can't remember what planet they're on, then throwing an even younger man into a pool, and visciously raping him to the point that he dies of his injuries?

We'd vote them out based on the quality of the anal raping?


DON'T PUT IT PAST C4. THEY'D SHOW THIS SORT OF THING, THEN APOLOGISE BECAUSE ONE OF THE ANAL-RAPING, COKED-UP MURDEROUS GAY GANGBANGER MIGHT HAVE INFERRED HE 'DOESN'T LIKE THE DARKIES'
 
Michael Barrymore orchestrated 9/11 and 7/7 with the global elite.
 
Michael Barrymore is responsible for all the wars in the world!
 
Its Muuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
 
I wonder if he's still good mates with Preston and Chantelle.
 
I never liked any of his shows, his larking about annoyed me. The one with the kids was okay though.
 
Yeah, the kids he molested backstage before and after the show. That was alright.
 
omg.

so is he any relation to Drew?
 
YES. HER GRAN.
 
there are hormone treatments available for that facial hair now.
 
STOLEN, UNCREDITED JOKE TIME!

Q Did you hear that three dead Arabs were found
in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool?
A They were suicide bummers.
 
lol all arabic people are muslims and therefore terrorists!!
 
Can Barrymore revive his career by writing & guest-appearing in a new series of Super-Gran?
 
So this tv star, what's he famous for, aside from being a raving fag who gives poor dudes drugs and rimjobs?
 
He use to ask if people wanted top, middle or bottom.
 
Yeah, that's what the joke was about. Arabs.
 
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