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Marriage Proposal For Laker Girl

missmanners said:
Careful.... she might say YES!

:D
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Being married to me would not be the worst thing in the world. I clean, I cook and I'm a total whore in the sack.

Yes Q, I will marry you.
 
Long term, I will totally marry you. Right now I think we should ya know, date and maybe you should meet my parents and stuff.
 
They TQ, wanna take a buddy fare to LA? That means I can go see Christina and her friends, and you can hang with the L_G.

Doable?
I still have some money, and it would help if L_G donates a few dollars to make it happen.

In April.
 
Blindgroping said:
They TQ, wanna take a buddy fare to LA? That means I can go see Christina and her friends, and you can hang with the L_G.

Doable?
I still have some money, and it would help if L_G donates a few dollars to make it happen.

In April.
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I'm busy in April, yes all of April, I have many, many birthdays that month including the glorious day of my birth and Easter. And I don't pay for mens to come and see me or for me to go and see them. You want it come and get it.
 
The Question said:
^^Good call, IMO. :)
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I've got one of those cheap ass ordinations, and I've performed nearly a dozen weddings, plus, I've got my own Mobile Disc Jockey rig: I can perform the ceremony, and then DJ the reception.

Set a date, and I will book it for you.

It'll be my wedding present.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm busy in April, yes all of April, I have many, many birthdays that month including the glorious day of my birth and Easter. And I don't pay for mens to come and see me or for me to go and see them. You want it come and get it.
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Well, thank god I'll have something else to do.
Your attitude about your own elevation is more than enough for any man to wish for a baseball bat or a shrink.
 
You're such a giver. I wonder if mm bakes cakes or if she's strictly a cookie making baker....Altough a cake made of cookies might be tasty.
 
Blindgroping said:
Well, thank god I'll have something else to do.
Your attitude about your own elevation is more than enough for any man to wish for a baseball bat or a shrink.
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Oh stop. I was kidding...I mean I am booked the month of April but the rest was a joke. Lighten up kiddo.
 
*ROTFLMAO*

*ROTFLMAO :laugh: @ anyone who would deign to marry the fat, ugly cow known as LAKERGIRL* Someone's desperate. I should be surprised??? *ROTFLMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm busy in April, yes all of April, I have many, many birthdays that month including the glorious day of my birth and Easter. And I don't pay for mens to come and see me or for me to go and see them. You want it come and get it.
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We just might do something come May or June. I hate to plan too far ahead, but let's say a tentative one-year courtship so we can do a June wedding, which I'm told is supposed to be extra-romantic for some reason entirely unknown to me. But also, one year is a good long trial run which should ensure that everything's a good fit. :)
 
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