Make up Lies about Justin Bieber.

[Gagh]

Justin Bieber is a pop star.

 

[Cassie]

Justin Bieber is the cure for cancer.

 

[Gagh]

Justin Bieber taught Mel Gibson everything he knows about the Jews.

 

[whisky]

Justin Bieber has discernible talent

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Justin Bieber counts Falco, The Clash and Ian Dury and the Blockheads among his influences.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Justin Bieber's favourite wrestler isn't Justin Credible.

 

[curiousa2z]

Justin Bieber is a real boy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Justin Bieber certainly won't turn into a chubby, STD-ridden crack-head wigger once his teenybopper fame starts to fade.

 

[Dr Dave]

Justin Bieber has a classical music background.

 

[headvoid]

Justin was described by his primary school teacher as an "aggressive, bisexual predator"

 

[Gagh]

The first thing Justin did when he met Selena Gomez, was throw her a tub of margerine, and demand anal.

 

[headvoid]

Justin Beiber hair is constructed from the screams of slaughtered lambs

 

[Fuddlemiff]

JUSTIN BIEBER IS LIK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWSOM!! 1 DAY HES GONA MIRRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!111

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Well, he may offer to blow you for money on a streetcorner in about 10 years, at least.

LIE? OR TERRIBLE TRUTH? YOU DECIDE!

 

[The Tomtrek]

Jestun Biebed doesn't at all look like a lesbian.

 

[headvoid]

Justin Beiber understands the difference between sarcasm and irony.

 

[Gagh]

Justin Bieber was the hidden Weapon of Mass Destruction Iraq had all along.

 

[headvoid]

Justin Beiber was sexed up by Alistair Campbell!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Justin Bieber put the fun in funky.

 

[Dr Dave]

Canadians are proud Justin Bieber is one of them.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS LIK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWSOM!! 1 DAY HES GONA MIRRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!111

Will you be a June bride?