Lord Waffles is most likely...

[Henoch]

...MENtalist?
Yes, how tragic 4 him.

 

[Lord Waffles]

I'm a woMANtalist.

 

[Henoch]

It's a cryin' shame one needs to invent a dual to speak 4 him.

TRAGIC EVEN!

 

[Lord Waffles]

Quiet peasant!

 

[Dr Dave]

I am amused.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It has been known for women to post here in the past. Loktar, for instance!

 

[Dr Dave]

lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

No, wait, Loktar was the guy, and he thought JohnFord was a girl and cybered with him. YOU'D THINK the name "JohnFord" would be some clue to that poster's gender...

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps he miss read it as JoanFord?

 

[The Dork Lord]

WAFFLEZ R TASTEE WIF STRAWBERRIEZ N WHIPPED CREEM!

 

[Dr Dave]

Dork Lord to eat waffles in this very thread?

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's a possiblilty!

 

[Lord Waffles]

Keep dreaming!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's a cryin' shame one needs to invent a dual to speak 4 him.

TRAGIC EVEN!

JTKirk?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Keep dreaming!

So it's ok in other threads, but in this one you get all prudish?

 

[Lord Waffles]

How very dare you!

 

[jack]

with syrupzz

 

[Lord Waffles]

I will drip syrupzz on your face.

 

[The Dork Lord]

then lick it off slowly?

 

[Lord Waffles]

...and sloppily!