LOL TOO DRUNK TO SPAM LOL

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Finally got out of the house and tied one on last night, sang my fool head off at the piano bar and got all kinds of compliments (when I wasn't screaming of course) -- heard "you have a beautiful voice" more than once...I miss hearing that...

Gawd that felt good oh well already had some breakfast at the diner before I got home so it's aspirin and water before passing out love you all c ya later

 

[Mentalist]

Drunk posting, ya jus' can't beat it.

 

[whisky]

That typing looked too good to be truely drunk.

 

[Ishcabittle]

It could have taken fourty five minutes for those two paragraphs... lots of backspace.

 

[CaptainWacky]

it's the reallly fake bad "omg asglkdg I asdfm SO SERUNDK DRUNK I CNA't TYPE LOL OMG I CNA;'st Stg T YERP"! stuff you have to watch out for.

 

[whisky]

It is quite hard to type when you are really drunk though

 

[CaptainWacky]

Agreed BUTI Tj'S IST TYj IT'S EASY TO TLSDT JSUT MASHT HE KEYBOAYRD AND SAY "I WAS DUNK" LATER LSAFOL OGLML LAMFFO!

 

[whisky]

Why would anyone pretend to be drunk when you can get drunk for real quite cheaply, thanks to asdas own brand booze.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I KDON'T KNOEZ

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I was truly sloshed, it was the first time in ages.

Of course one client picked today to start calling me directly in the morning, before I was even scheduled to start. That was a fun headache.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I like booze. It's good. I'm feeling sloshy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BATMAN DIED

 

[headvoid]

Did he die like Elvis?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He died as he lived. IN A CAVE.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

he lived as he died FULL OF WORMS

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BATMAMA BIN LADEN???

 

[curiousa2z]

can one REALLY be too drunk to spam??

 

[curiousa2z]

let's find out.

 

[curiousa2z]

hahahhaha - headphones RULE.

NO ONE need suspect what one is listening to.


Try it!

 

[Ishcabittle]

THEAT IS A SHINY NEW PREMISE!