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Little Known FACT!

The Question

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
Somewhere in the world, every single day, a tiny, cute, innocent, helpless, fluffy kitten...

DIES.

And that's a fact you can grow on! :)
 
'kay, gimme a kitten!
 
shykitten.jpg
 
Aw... y'know, I never said I was gonna do anything to the kitten.
 
Egads! Stand by yer hypothesis, man!

OTHERWISE THAT KITTEN IS IMMORTAL
 
I was told that every time I fart, a kitten dies! :eek:
 
While it is true that every day somewhere an adorable fluffy kitten dies
it is also true that every day in many locations large litters of adorable fluffy kittens are born to replace the one that died.
 
In fact, I think more kittens are born every day than are killed.

We need to step up our kitten murder rate.
 
I was told that every time I fart, a kitten dies While it is true that every day somewhere an adorable fluffy kitten dies it is also true that every day in many locations large litters of adorable fluffy kittens are born to replace the one that died In fact, I think more kittens are born every day than are killed We need to step up our kitten murder rate
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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
 
I'm not sure what that means, but I like the cut of your jib.

FULL STEAM AHEAD.
 
FBI parte due said:
In fact, I think more kittens are born every day than are killed.

We need to step up our kitten murder rate.
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Start jerking off then. God apparently kills a kitten each time you do.
 
Small kittens often enjoyed playing football with goldfish.
 
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