Less than two thousand posts till Captain Wacky turns into a pumpkin or something

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[Cassie]

HE WILL NEVER LEAVe.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Don't bet on it, Picard.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Don't leave, we need you!

Where else will we get quality storytelling? TV?! PPPFFFTTT!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Stay for pie and punch.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Time for another pruning!*





















(* You hit 100,000 ages ago, you do realize that, right?)

 

[Dr Dave]

What are you trying to pull here...

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can't wait to welcome Wacky to the 100K Klub, I RENTED MONKIES!

 

[Dr Dave]

Rabid monkeys?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rapid monkeys.

 

[Dr Dave]

This may not end well.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Less than 1,000 now

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You know how some people want to achieve certain things before they die? You know like, I want to live long enough to "see cancer cured" or "see a man walk on Mars" or "watch the series finale of Lost"...you know what I mean?

Well I, for one, WILL NOT DIE until Captain Wacky posts a picture here. ANY picture. Even a picture of his THUMB or PINKY TOE.

Until I see proof, I'm going to assume he's a Terminator, so I have to live to stoke the resistance.

 

[Mentalist]

When Wacky reaches 100k the Minefield willl invert like the Lost logo.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The lion will lie down with (rape) the lamb.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Too long, didn't read.

 

[Gagh]

You do realise he will be the first TKer to genuinely reach 100,000 posts without having any inflation through excessive spamming?

He deserves our praise!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

AND MY AXE!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I probably spammed excessively a few times.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No. I've read all of your ninety-nine thousand-odd posts, and each one was QWALITY.