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Leonard Nimoy Must Play Smaug.

Mentalist

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I believe the greatness of the movie adaptation of The Hobbit relies on this piece of mythic casting. I believe it so much that I have made a video to that effect and have created an online petition to start pestering New Line to cast Nimoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMjxi2NlQYs

This is the mission to see it through.




http://www.petitiononline.com/smaug/petition.html
 
So serious I need I signed (the first person to do so, FIRST OF MANY I'M SURE) under my REAL NAME!
 
This is the mission to see it through!
 
As long as he sings the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, I'm in.
 
I commented on youtube before I saw this thread. I am thoroughly convinced and will comply
 
In the middle of the Earth, in the land of the Shire,
Lives a brave little Hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
Fuzzy-wuzzy toes,
He lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him:

Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins.
Only three feet tall.
Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins.
Bravest little Hobbit of them all.

Now Hobbits are peace-loving folk, you know,
They're never in a hurry and they take things slow,
The don't like to travel away from home,
They just like to eat and be left alone,

But one day Bilbo was asked to go,
On a great adventures to the caves below,
To help some Dwarves get back their gold,
That was Stolen by a Dragon in the days of oo-oold,

Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins.
Only three feet tall.
Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins.
Bravest little Hobbit of them all.

So he fought with the Goblins.
He battled a Troll.
He riddled with Gollum.
A magic ring he stole!
He was chased by dwarves,
lost in the forrest,
excaped in a barrel in the Elf King's ha-aall
Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins
Bravest Little Hobbit of them all


[BASSOON SOLO]


Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire,
That brave little Hobbit whom we all admire.
Just sitting on a treasure of silver and Gold
A-puffin' on his pipe in his Hobbit hooole,

Bilbo, Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins.
Bravest little Hobbit of them all.
 
I posted a comment on YouTube about 8 hours ago and it still hasn't come up and surely there's been more than five views!?
 
I plan to get a small team of indonesian boys onto this project immediately. personally I think eggs should train his band of chinese pill spammers to work tirelessly on the petition
 
Youtube has been acting really weird of late. It doesn't count views very well and it adds and subtracts and jumbles replies all the time.
 
YOUTUBE BETTER NOT RUIN THIS FOR NIMOY
 
KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
 
I'd suggest James Sloyan, myself. More sinister.
 
Nimoy's retiring again and not even doing cons anymore after this year. :(
 
I'm sure he'd come out of retirement to voice Smaug.
 
The Hobbit has already started filming but still no news on Smaug's casting...could it be Nimoy is holding out for more money? PAY HIM ANYTHING HE WANTS.
 
Are you still behind this campaign Menty.
 
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