Leftover Lollipops

[CaptainWacky]

Are a good thing about Halloween.

 

[Henoch]

Indeed, so are the miniature chocolate bars.

 

[Cassie]

CHOCOLATE

 

[Henoch]

CHOCOLATE COVERED CASSIE!!

Even better.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I love chocolate. But I didn't give out candy this year so I don't have any.

 

[Loktar]

I love chocolate. But I didn't give out candy this year so I don't have any.

I didn't hand any out either. Still bought 3 bags of candy for the family to share.

 

['Gear]

I've found what I think is the perfect use for those left over lollies. I lick them and stick them up a girls ass and take a picture. It's so cute with that little white stick poking out.

Of course I check her ID to insure she is in fact 18 prior to insertion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

After you murder her?

 

['Gear]

After you murder her?

Just before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have to be careful not to murder underage girls.

 

['Gear]

Have to be careful not to murder underage girls.

Of course. I would never.

 

[headvoid]

Do you ever try to see how many lollipops you can stick up your own arse at one time?

I have never tried that at all. Never.

 

[whisky]

When I used to be a kid shops thought nothing of selling candy cigs, they even had the filters on.

Now they just call them candy sticks and are plain white up and down.

 

['Gear]

Do you ever try to see how many lollipops you can stick up your own arse at one time?

I have never tried that at all. Never.

Stick first or candy first?

 

[headvoid]

I am disturbed that you have a desire to know.

 

['Gear]

I am disturbed that you have a desire to know.

I'm disturbed that I asked, but worried that you didn't answer.

 

[headvoid]

You want to open it don't you?

 

['Gear]

You want to open it don't you?

Not really no.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Shops also used to sell "Candy Darkies" which were choclate recreations of black people which said "yessir!" when you bit into them.

 

['Gear]

Anyone who grew up in Sweden remembers 'neger tar' or ###### toes.

Delicious.