KIRK PUSHED A BIG ROCK ONTO THE GORN

[CaptainWacky]

BUT THE GORN GOT RIGHT BACK UP.

 

[Dr Dave]

He was very strong.

 

[headvoid]

This sounds sexy

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's fucking unbelievable that Kirk was killed by Soran in a similar environment when he BEAT A FUCKING GORN.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

YOU DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, WHAT YOU WANT IS MR SPOCK

 

[The Tomtrek]

Someone was watching the Sci-Fi channel today!

 

[FBI parte due]

The Pope?

 

[Ishcabittle]

the pope's bastard uncle Steve.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kirk should have nutted Soran.

 

[Dr Dave]

then tossed rotten fish at him.

 

[curiousa2z]

But then Soran would have run away laughing, saying, "So long! thanks for all the fish!" - which might not have been a bad way to end things actually.

 

[Dr Dave]

Kirk could have taken out Soran's legs.

 

[curiousa2z]

with the rotted fish?

 

[Cassie]

Kirk should have come to live with me!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

with the rotted fish?

no

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was fun.

Oh my.

 

[curiousa2z]

Douglas Adams suffered terribly from writers' block...

 

[The Dork Lord]

Everything would have been OK, if he hadn't written that last book.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Didn't somebody else finish off his last one?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, HITLER. He turned it into Nazi propaganda the bastard.