KAI WINN SMUGGLED EWOKS UNDER HER ROBES AND KAI HAT

[CaptainWacky]

She thought they were "prophet babies" the poor deluded old sow.

 

[Gagh]

Imagine Dukat's shock when she later broke one in half and sucked all the marrow out!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, HACK-MAN!

 

[Dr Dave]

This is shocking, athough it explains the hat thing and why she was always so angry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep, Ewoks angry up the blood.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Damn, they are tasty when deep-fried, though.

 

[Yub]

WE ARE NOT AMUSED! THE PROPHETS WILL HEAR OF THIS AND BE ANGRY!!

 

[Dr Dave]

I hear they taste like chicken

 

[CaptainWacky]

You "hear", eh?

 

[Dr Dave]

Well I wouldent eat one, but I know people who have.

This one guy was alergic and he turned purple.

 

[Gagh]

Do you think she had a DS Lite & a rubber chicken under her Kai hat too?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, but the Ewoks weren't allowed to play with them. They were there for emergencies.

 

[Dr Dave]

I wounder if Gul Dukat got to play with them.

 

[Yub]

GUL DUKAT RAPED MY SISTER THE BASTARD

 

[Dr Dave]

Its not rape when she says "oh yes do it like you would Major Kira".

 

[Yub]

He never asked for a some asshole to rape her. SHE ALWAYS DRESSES WITH OUT PANTS ALL EWOKS DO>

 

[Dr Dave]

Your sister is a he now?

 

[Yub]

S/he's a complex person, DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE HER/HIM

 

[Dr Dave]

I'll do what I want.

 

[Yub]