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Jethro Elvis and the Kingdom of the Crystal Troll

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
(A car boot is opened. A unicycle is pulled out and thrown roughly to the ground. Someone picks it up and sits down on it. We see the shadow against the ground. The unmistakable shape of Jethro Elvis.)

Katie543: Mugentards, ranters, skans, wordforgers, fake nazis...this isn't going to be easy.

Jethro: Not as easy as it used to be.

(QUICK CUT to Jethro racing through the Troll Kingdom server room on his unicycle, MissManners directing Hambil, Eggs and Menty after him. Jethro performs a COOL UNICYCLE JUMP to evade them.)

(CUT TO Jethro logging onto Haven and finding he's banned. He falls off his unicycle in shock.)

(QUICK MONTAGE of Jethro posting on TrekBBS, TK, LONAF, REFCL and Wordforge within seconds of each other.)

Claude Ballsack: The crystal trolls can be shattered...

Muslim Bacon: ...but only if you make them cry!

(QUICK MONTAGE of crystal trolls SHATTERING. Jethro rides his unicycle through the jungle with Wacky running after him.)

Wacky: You're a...a preacher?

(A crystal version of Jim Gamma shatters in front of his monitor.)

Jethro: Part time.

SUMMER 2009
 
Yeah, we need more of this. Whisky should be in it too since they met once.
 
who met once?
 
Whisky probably would have made more sense as the "Mac" character than Katie.
 
I'll be in the special edition
 
With a walkie talkie.
 
Jethro traded in the unicycle for a wooden horse head on a stick with two handles.
 
Raven put it through a woodchipper.
 
There hasnt' been a sequel yet!
 
Jethro Elvis deserves to live again.

The campaign starts here.
 
AS LONG AS THERE'S NO GOPHERS LOL
 
Why did you cast yourself in Shia Labeouf's role?
 
Because I'm Jethro's son.
 
In a metaphorical way.
 
Remember when Natalie was going to play Indy's daughter.
 
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