Jack

[eloisel]

Guess what?

I have to go now. I've got a real career. You know - one that pays me money and provides me with benefits.

Be sure and type your little pudgy fingers off while I'm away. You know how it is important that you keep up with your TK career while I'm away.

 

[jack]

Another vanity thread?

For lil ol me??????

:::blushes:::

 

[Loktar]

Guess what?

I have to go now. I've got a real career. You know - one that pays me money and provides me with benefits.

Be sure and type your little pudgy fingers off while I'm away. You know how it is important that you keep up with your TK career while I'm away.

Be sure to fill us in all the details and minutiae of your day when you return. We LOVE hearing all the tiny, boring details of your life.

We are so blessed that you can make time in your busy life to talk to us lower lifeforms.

 

[jack]

I just wanna pull Gagh's ears some more

 

[Gagh]

I have to go now. I've got a real career. You know - one that pays me money and provides me with benefits.

Prostitution has always been a highly venerable career choice. I'll pre-order the Y-Shaped coffin on eBay for you now.

 

[Ilyanna]

I swear I've first read venereal ...

 

[Gagh]

That'll work just as well!

 

[eloisel]

Prostitution has always been a highly venerable career choice. I'll pre-order the Y-Shaped coffin on eBay for you now.

That's right - you work for a government too.

Will mine match yours?

 

[jack]

They don't have that much lumber in England, I'm afraid.

 

[eloisel]

Okay - Jackie Poo, I've got to go again.

Does your little town have wi-fi or do you have "to go" internet service? I have the "to go" service and there is wi-fi all over the place here. It is awesome. I'm currently using my laptop which seems bulky now to haul around to use in this manner. I need to go shopping for a new device.

Shopping! Shopping! Shopping!

I love shopping.

 

[jack]

Have an orgasm, at least occasionally.

I have one every other day.

 

[Loktar]

Have an orgasm, at least occasionally.

I have one every other day.

eloisel has organisms crawling in and out of her rancid vagina every day.

 

[Gagh]

That's right - you work for a government too.

Will mine match yours?

I'm getting buried in a cunt-shaped coffin.

 

[Consumer]

 

[Donovan]

I'm getting buried in a cunt-shaped coffin.

If you do, make sure there's a little protrusion near the top shaped like a little man in a boat.

 

['Gear]

If you do, make sure there's a little protrusion near the top shaped like a little man in a boat.

I work with wood. I can build this.

 

[Loktar]

I work with wood.

Indeed. Do you also do wood staining?

 

[jack]

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