in this thread Dr. Dave will reveal traumatic childhood events...

[Henoch]

...that led him on the path to become the man he is today.

i'm 64.3% sure that he will reveal.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Come on, Dave!

 

[The Dork Lord]

U CAN DO EET!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Give him time, those secrets are buried deep.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I have a shovel around here...

 

[CaptainWacky]

He takes those PILLZ for a reason.

 

[Dr Dave]

So many memories...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Here we go...

 

[The Dork Lord]

:snack:

 

[Dr Dave]

Well one time I was cornered in an ally and attacked by a gang of Swedish nuns, and for several hours they pelted me with swedish meatballs.

 

[Yub]

There's nothing like the prospect of hot sex from a gang of swedish nuns only to find out they are all transexual she-males. Traumatic indeed. That took bravery to admit, sir. KUDOS.

 

[Dr Dave]

It was hard for me to walk about...

 

[Yub]

Let it out, man. Don't bottle it up or you'll die alone in a gutter.

 

[Dr Dave]

*cies*

THE BALLS WERE HOT AND HURT ME!

 

[Yub]

They were bursting with the heat of rejection!

 

[CaptainWacky]

There was have been more than that to make you the way you are today!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

(and stranger)

 

[curiousa2z]

and this is why he avoids Swedish convents!


PLEASE DONT TRY TO MAKE HIM VISIT THEM!

 

[Yub]

It ain't pretty.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I punched a nun for Dr. Dave!