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In Menty's Absence, I Shall Now Assume The Throne.

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
There, I assumed it. Right, then. Harumph.
 
TQ's King Of The Minefield
He likes to sing and dance
and if you don't believe him
He'll punch you in the pants.
 
^^It's funny because it's TR00 OMGWTFBBQ hey that rhymes fkjflsflskdjfaspoiuoudsfhooha
 
WTF? Jack, the deposed King of teh Gutters is now the jester of TK, while the assumption of Menty's "throne" goes unmolested?
 
TQ, you need to take a shit, don't you?
 
Except he really wouldn't be taking it, would he? He'd be leaving it.
 
I'm hoping.
 
as are we all.
 
YOU WILL NOT HAVE THIS DAY.
 
First of all, Menty is never really gone...

He's on the smile of every child, he's in the crashing of the ocean waves; Menty is, well, he's inside all of us.

Second, who the fuck is going to keep up with Wack-ee-doodle? Just try, it TQ. Try to out spam teh Wacky.
 
i wack da wack-wack da wack wack da wackeh
 
Anyway, I'm not so much SEIZING the throne from Menty as just keepin' it warm 'til he gets back
 
Hmm.... warm buttocks.... that sounds good, baby, yeah bring... it...

Wait, you're a chick right? 'Cause d0000d, I don't swing that way. At least not since I left collage.
 
The last pages are for you, Menty.
 
Wait, is there actually a physical throne? That you can sit on?

Is it comfy?
 
Yeah, it's like a LA-Z-BOY, only it's got a keyboard and stuff on it for spammin'.
 
Ishcabittle said:
Hmm.... warm buttocks.... that sounds good, baby, yeah bring... it...

Wait, you're a chick right? 'Cause d0000d, I don't swing that way. At least not since I left collage.

Where did you leave your collage?
 
WAIT A MINTUE, WHO LIKES CHICKS AND WHO DOESN't?
 
LOL COLLAGE.

i like my wife, then hot chicks on the street with nice boobs, then the occasional really-really goodlooking guy.
 
Ben Stein kicked my neighbor's dog.
 
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