IMPORTANT: Do not make eye-contact with The Tomtrek.

[Gagh]

There will be.....consequences. Hit eBay and source a highly polished shield as soon as you can....

 

[CaptainWacky]

All I saw in his eyes was darkness.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Hi!

 

[CaptainWacky]

*shudders*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They are the 8th and 9th horcruxes.

 

[Dr Dave]

I see GOOD CHEESE in his eyes.

 

[The Tomtrek]

How are you all doing?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Too late.

 

[Gagh]

My poor Kitty!

 

[CaptainWacky]

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[Dr Dave]

I'm alright, still waking up.

How are you Tomtrek?

 

[Cassie]

Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again.

 

[Gagh]

Have I been sleeping?

 

[CaptainWacky]

For a little while.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

This just in: Sticking your wet finger in Tomtrek's ear is also not advised.

 

[Dr Dave]

What about pulling his finger?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You first.

 

[headvoid]

The Tomtrek's hair is made from the writhing legs of Trachtenberg.

 

[Dr Dave]

*pulls Tomtrek's finger*

 

[Cassie]

OH, now you've done it. WE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.