I'm taking a shower

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It might be a long one since I'm so bored...

Arena: Classic huge clawfoot tub with wraparound curtains

Water temp: Brutally hot

Soap: Lever 2000

Shampoo/Conditioner: John Frieda, Chestnut/Espresso shade

Other implements: None o'yer damn beeswax

 

[Mentalist]

I'm going back to sleep so I will probably be posting again in 20 minutes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm HERE.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I just woke up, I didn't get to sleep until 9 this morning.

I may have another shower, but I may wait till tomorrow morning.

 

[Mentalist]

I just woke up three minutes ago.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE WAKEY WAKEY RUB DE SANDMAN OUT OF YER EYES AND RISE AND SHINE aw fuck where's the coffee

 

[jack]

I just finished renovating the bathroom this past week. It's so cool, one of those brass blast nozzle snake heads for a shower, tub spa with whirlpool and jacuzzi jets (it's just a regular small tub, but it clips right on there. There's some company that makes all this nice brass shit to stick on your enamel with silicone that has dispensers for the shampoo and soap and all.

It's awesome. Remember that Seinfeld where Kramer decided he was going to live in the shower?

 

[johnford]

I'm on the toilet as Im writing this!

 

[johnford]

Something I ate didn't agree with me!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I feel sick.

 

[Mentalist]

In what way?

 

[Number_6]

Make sure to wash under your balls.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had chinese food.

 

[johnford]

After I shit or after I jerk off? hehe!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

I refuse to shower until the morning.

 

[Mentalist]

Good man.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

It gives me something to look forward to.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I haven't showered in a fortnight.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

You were busy getting lei'd. Priorities, man.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

EXACTLY!!

Incidentally, why do we say, "Taking a shower" or "Taking a shit"? We're not actually taking the shower anywhere, nor are we carrying the shit around. At the very least we should all start saying, "I'm going to leave a shit".