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I'M JUST GOING TO DIE

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT
 
I get it.
 
CaptainWacky said:
DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT
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When are you gonna die? need to pencil you in so I can attend your funeral.

Wait that was insensitive....I meant to say....please don't die and stuff...
 
Anytime.
 
Whatever
 
You could die at anytime.
 
I'm gonna be a tax man soon I'll be dead inside and soulless soon/
 
I'm dead inside.
 
Not truly.
 
How do you know, huh???

Have you been inside me???????????
 
Tisiphone said:
How do you know, huh???

Have you been inside me???????????
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Nope. Just my nanoprobe .
 
Was that what I felt last night?
 
It takes a brave man to call his tool a "nanoprobe".

Or a STUPID ONE LOLSY SMALL PENIS IN 2007 LOL
 
I"M JUST GOING TO POUR ANOTHER DRINK!!?!?!
 
Grandtheftcow said:
I"M JUST GOING TO POUR ANOTHER DRINK!!?!?!
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Sounds good. I may get another one in a minute.
 
I think I"m just going to crawl back in bed... as soon as I finish spamming.
 
Being in bed is a close simulation of death.
 
I should take a nap
 
what if you don't wake up
 
:eggs: on my face?
 
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