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I'm going to start reviewing more things

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
LOTS OF THINGS.
 
Maybe I could review five year old Playstation games that everyone's already familiar with.
 
This year I'm only viewing things just the one time.
 
I'll start reviewing 80's hair bands.
 
I'LL START REVIEWING MICHELLE TRACHTENBERGS.
 
I'LL START REVIEWING HATS FOR BATS!
 
Thank you Tomtrek, I wanted to go with a classic feel to the post. So I brought back "hats for bats".
 
I'll review isms, I guess.
 
Someone could review George Takei's Facebook posts. Although that could turn into a fulltime job.
 
His have to be the most shared photos on FB right now. I have to race my friends to be the first to share his photo of the day.

I could start reviewing things without saying what they are and people have to guess.
 
Should I watch Transformers 3 just to write a review?
 
No that's like slashing your face with a razor to let us know if it hurts.

(IT DOES)
 
It's actually an enjoyable movie!!
 
Well I pretty much thought Transformers 2 was the worst movie ever made so I don't have high hopes...
 
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