I'M BORED

[Mentalist]

BLAH BLAH NO WEED FTODAY BEEN TRYING TO BUY SOME UP FOR AGES MY FUKING GREEK MATE IS A SLOW FUCKING PANSEY FUCK


I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO BE AWAKE YET I'M NOT TIRED.. I THINK I WILL GO LIE FACE DOWN IN THE DARK.

 

[Mandi]

well, if you were closer, I'd share this bowl I just loaded with ya!

 

[whisky]

Who needs weed when there is booze?

 

[Mandi]

Thanks PBM, it's a painting by most favoritest artist Mark Ryden.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Ryden's gooder. Menty's bored. My wife is allergic to weed. I only drink to improve my social embarrassment skills. I need to wash a bowl before I can have cereal serial sex again. Ariel is a lazy planet. She needs to hook up with wifebeater Mogo. Pansey fucks make great margaritas but forget the little umbrella ice cube penis tray crotch rot croquet cricket match with oodles.

Menty's bored.

 

[Mandi]

THE FAERIES ARE AFTER ME! THE UNDERWEAR KNOMES HAVE REVOLTED AGAINST MY RULE! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME. PLEASE GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!

 

[Mentalist]

Who needs weed when there is booze?

I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Especially from a fellow Sci-Fi fan.

 

[kjap]

Alaska has the best weed in the world. Be right back, have to finish bowl I started this morning.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Play wit your Mister Hanky Play Set if you're bored.

 

[Mentalist]

Was that a masterbation reference?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

xmas poo smelly

 

[Mentalist]

I'm going to kill everyone with my sizzling eye beams...

 

[CaptainWacky]

FISH YOUR BEST MISTER HANKY OUT OF THE TOILET.

 

[Mentalist]

I don't really like South Park that much... Sooo 99....

 

[CaptainWacky]

It started in 1997.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Guess it peaked in 99.

South Park...sooo 20th Century/1st Millenium AD.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's still good.

 

[Mentalist]

SO IS MICHAEL BUT EVERYONE HATES HIM RIGHT?!



(Ok enough MJ references for today Mentoid)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mentoids...Menty fresh!!! Curiously strong and curiously long!!!

(sorry, I'm biding my time till I kill myself at work, it's so bad this week...)

Perhaps you could model some homemade MJ costumes from your collection, and post the pix. Or just the glove.

 

[Mentalist]

I only wear penny loafers. I'm a fucking nut job though.