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Friday

Friday

Bazinga!
Summer vacay is upon me!

So, what's been happenin' with y'all? Dish the dirt, people!
 
I just defeated a Dragon for 30 gold rings and some snazzy red sneakers that make me run really fast.
 
I watched Gagh do that while eating Chicken Tikka Masala.
 
I'm watching season two of The West Wing.
 
I saw Eggs kissing someone dressed as Santa Claus.
 
I'm watching Dr Dave watching season two of The West Wing. I'm dressed as Santa while Eggs, who is watching me, is probably also about to kiss me. Meanwhile, I think Jack is watching all of us, whilst smoking from a John Lovitz shaped bong.
 
Freaky...
 
HI

I'm sharpening my knives while watching Jack watch Gagh and Eggs kiss while also watching Dr Dave watch the West Wing. They're all swimming in Jack's bong water.
 
This explains a lot of things...
 
I'm dying inside.
 
I created a secret active real life by helping my mom and dad with household chores, job searching, and helping my fellow Knights(of Columbus) and Fransciscan brethren at various events and activities.

SHHH! don't tell anyone! I'd hate to lose my lazy, fat guy rep.
 
You know, you're not supposed to advertise being in an illuminati organisation.
 
I love it! Wacky (pun intended) business as usual!

I must admit I never was able to recreate the Mind Field rhythm of posting, but I have time to perfect my mad postin' skillz!
 
Dr Dave said:
You know, you're not supposed to advertise being in an illuminati organisation.
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You are if you're going rogue, don'tcha know.

If I fail to post at least once a day(at TK), send out a search party led by Robert Langdon.
 
After you did a Sarah Palin impression, I think not.
 
Crikey! I reckon I done digeridoo'd then. Throw another shimp on the barbie, a dingo ate me baby.

Fosters: Austrailian for Beer.
 
Right now, I'm waiting for my podiatry consult. Ouch Ouch Ouch. Grouch Grouch Grouch
I'll be punch drunk. Two months on my back.
 
NeonMercuryASH said:
Right now, I'm waiting for my podiatry consult. Ouch Ouch Ouch. Grouch Grouch Grouch
I'll be punch drunk. Two months on my back.
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Good, it will give you time to catch up on your reading.
 
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