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If you're a mom with a blind son...

Volpone

Volpone

Zombie Hunter
...what do you tell them to get them to stop masturbating? :/
 
Volpone said:
...what do you tell them to get them to stop masturbating? :/
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Tell them it will give them hairy palms and then glue pubic hair to their hands while their asleep.
 
Tell them it will make them go deaf, then ignore everything they say.
 
Tell them it will make them able to see, but they'll see the unnatural horrorscape that's just beyond the range of normal peoples' vision.
 
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