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If Professor X can stop time...

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Why doesn't he do it more often?
 
Maybe he needs to level up a few more times, lol.
 
It's probably why he's either in a coma, kidnapped or dead for most of the X-Men movies (he's too powerful.)
 
Because in order to do it he has to sing that Cher song, and he finds it unpleasant.
 
Anyone would.
 
He normally doesn't want to missuse his powers, unless it's to lobotomize Magneto.

Even then he feels really bad about the whole thing.
 
Perhaps he is just lazy
 
Should have stopped time when Jean was trying to dissolve him (but he just ended up in a coma guy instead.)
 
Could he also not grow some hair?
 
To paraphrase Mystique, he shoudln't have to.
 
But in theory he could!
 
Hair makes his head less conductive, or something.

CANON! PUSH THE CANON BUTTON SOMEBODY!
 
He could create an illusion in the minds of others so it looks like he has hair.
 
He would be to lazy to do that.

Do you think he drinks a lot of bourbon?
 
CaptainWacky said:
He could create an illusion in the minds of others so it looks like he has hair.
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He could do the same to make people think he can walk!
 
And to make people think he's Shaft.

Wolverine: Hey, was that motherfucking...
Jean: Shut your mouth!
Wolverine: But I'm talking about Shaft!
Xavier: No, you're talking about me, LOL!!!
 
I am guessing this happened in X3, yes?

Jeez, I'm glad I passed.

Stupid Singer jumping ship for Stuporman Returns...
 
The time stopping was in X2 (introducing him at the start "the next time you feel like showing off, don't" and again at the end when he made the speech to the president.) It's not clear I suppose if he actually stopped time or just froze everyone.
 
I got the feeling he did stop time.
 
Or stoped everyone's perception of time...
 
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