If life is a dog...

[CaptainWacky]

THEN I'M THE TAIL.

 

[Mentalist]

I'm the resentful cat then.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I believe this was Wacky's way of justifying how he wags his penis in public places.

 

[Caitriona]

Wacky wagged his penis in a public place and I missed it? Life is just so unfair.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't worry, Shatna can always add it to Troll House

 

[Caitriona]

:bigass:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like my balls in public too but they don't mind that as much. "They" being the NUNS I do it in front of . WIBBLE

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lucky penguins

 

[Caitriona]

I once wanted to be a nun.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What happened?

 

[Caitriona]

I gave it up because I had a problem with obedience. Imagine that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least you weren't kicked out for not wearing any underwear under your...nun outfit (I don't know what they're called.)

 

[Caitriona]

who told?

 

[Ishcabittle]

THEN I AM A ROCKING CHAIR.

At least you weren't kicked out for not wearing any underwear under your...nun outfit (I don't know what they're called.)

FORCE OF HABIT, SORRY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WIMPLE

 

[Gagh]

Remember the Holodeck episode where Geordi had a facsimile of RIKER wearing nothing but a wimple and leather thong, so RIKER ordered Worf to anally rape him in TEN FORWARD?

 

[Caitriona]

I missed that one. Was it good?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, everything after the first Q episode was utter crap.

 

[Gagh]

I missed that one. Was it good?

Yeah! Picard wore nothing but nipple clamps & a pointed Tellytubby hat on the bridge!

 

[Caitriona]

^ LOL, I would have actually paid money to see that.