I wish I was one of those comedians who only do panel shows

[CaptainWacky]

QI, Have I Got News For You, Buzzcocks, 8 out of 10 Cats AND ALL THE REST, WITH ME ON THEM, eVERY WEEK UNTIL PEOPLE SAY "HE'S ON MORE STUFF THAN JIMMY CARR AND DAVID MITCHELLE PUT TOGETHER!" AND START SPAMMING MY IMDB BOARD WITH "GET THE SCOTTISH TWAT OFF OUR TV!"

 

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