I wish I had a girlfriend

[CaptainWacky]

It would be nice.

 

[Conchaga]

Love child?

 

[FBI parte due]

Hate children?

 

[jack]

It would be nice.

Yep. They smell good and are soft.

 

[FBI parte due]

So they say.

 

[whisky]

It would be nice.

Maybe youll meet one at work

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe!

 

[Loktar]

It would be nice.

Yes it would be.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Grillfriend"?

 

[Mirah]

Love child?

Yes, in Wackys absence he and I traded spaces and now LC is Wacky and Wacky is LC.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm wearing a woman's bra.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Well it least it's not a man's bra.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It is now.

 

[Cassie]

SEXY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If anything.

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

Wow. When I left TK, Wacky was claiming to be gay. Things change.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

It is chic and "with it" to follow the other lemmings in claiming to be gay. Some try to play the gritty edge by claiming to be bi.

 

[A Slut]

Would you like a Slut for a girlfriend CaptainWacky?

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Sluts make the best girlfriends. Prudes are boring as hell.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wow. When I left TK, Wacky was claiming to be gay. Things change.

Bi but with a preference towards girls and a fucked up mind that won't allow me to have proper relationships. But apparently I'm just lying to be cool.