I WILL KILL YOU FOR YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM

[FBI parte due]

IT'S "SODA" HOW DUMB CAN YOU GET I HATE YOU

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I WILL KILL YOOOOOUUU FOR YOUR BEEF SYSTEM IN RETAILATION!!

 

[FBI parte due]

Poor Chuck. He never had a chance against that giant shadow-cow.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

If only he'd gone with the nickname "Chaz" instead, he might be with us still today.

 

[FBI parte due]

Hypothesis: I hate Chaz.

Data: Every person I have known with the name "Chaz" has no sense of personal hygiene and is incredibly obnoxious. (I know two people named "Chaz.")

Conclusion: I AM RIGHT.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I once even knew a Chet. He should've driven a jalopy but did not.

 

[Cassie]

Only the Yankees who live in my county call coke soda or pop. EVERYTHING IS COKE, OK? Unless it's 7-Up.

 

[Dr Dave]

what about sprite?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I MOCK YOU WITH MY MONKEY PANTS

 

[Mentalist]

I WILL KILL YOOOOOUUU FOR YOUR BEEF SYSTEM IN RETAILATION!!

WHAT'S THE POINT OF SHANKING YOUR ENEMIES IN PRISON WHEN THE TENDERLOIN LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD DO A LOT MORE DAMAGE IMHO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fiar poitn.

 

[Mentalist]

That map is based on 120,000 people which is about 0.0004% of the U.S population if we're lead to believe it's 300 million. (It's a lot higher.)

Not to mention the fact that I doubt there was fair polling patterns all across the country.

And really... if you're going to go to the trouble of polling that many people I'm betting their are more interesting questions to ask.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I didn't know there was a big island right under the left of the US lol.

 

[Mentalist]

Yes, not only is Alaska apparently situated underneath California it's looking a lot smaller than it should do.

HMMMMM...

 

[Tyrant]

I'm enjoying a nice, refreshing Other at the moment.

 

[Cacophony]

They're saying my area says pop, when everyone here says soda.

Lame.

 

[FBI parte due]

Alaska got compressed because they didn't want to empower the "snow niggers" too much.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It makes sense that the whole South calls it "coke" since the company is based in Atlanta.

But what about those 3 retarded counties in New Mexico? Do they have some Indian name for it? "White Man Bubble Potion"?

 

[Cassie]

I live in one of the yellow counties in Florida.. no one I know says soda. IN FACT this one time I asked for a soda and this guy poked my eyes out and said WE AIN'T GOT NO SODA HERE BITCH HAVE A COKE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hehe, that was me.