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I want to go on Points of View

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
So I can be introduced as a "Viewer and Community Forum Moderator and Supermod and Former Perma Admin" like the bloke who's slurring his speech and giving vague opinions right now!
 
Never saw it, was there any feedback about that racist black guy on last(?) week?
 
I missed the beginning, but I imagine so!

I tuned in just in time to see this old guy being introduced as a internet forum moderator as if it was a position of power and influence. Next thing Neroon will be interviewed for a Panorama programme.
 
How little else must he have going on in his life to use that as a reason to be proud?
 
I want to be the voice of the people that read out the e-mails as if it is the person who wrote it, but doing an enormously silly voice.
 
I don't why they make them read their letters. What if someone writes a really great letter but they suffer from TELEPHONE ANXIETY!?
 
I think more people read them nowadays than they used to, and they have a whole segment every week on what the loons on the message board have to say.

I'm tempted to sign up, complaining that a non-existent TV show hasn't been repeated for years, or shouldn't have been shown so early in the evening considering the graphic duck molestation scenes.
 
I'm tempted to kill myself but I'm not going to do that either.
 
At least do it in a poignant BBC2 documentary.
 
Then Jacob saves me at the end.
 
Jacob AKA Locke in drag if you ask people on Lostpedia.
 
It's Holtz from Angel.
 
Wasn't Holtz J.G.Hertzler in disguise?!
 
No, he was an actor with a similar name that I'm going to have to look up now...
 
Danielholtz.jpg


DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE JACOB?
 
He does look at bit like him. And all those people are convinced it's Locke because of the high forehead!
 
I don't know how anyone can say Jacob looks like anyone considering all we've seen of him is this.

jacob.jpg
 
I don't see anything, grrr.
 
Its Abraham Lincon, the one who ducks and fires back at Booth in the opening credits to police squad!
 
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