I think there's a carbon monoxide leak in the house again

[CaptainWacky]

I wish similar threads was still around so I could see all the other times I've thought this, but I'm fairly certain there is for real this time and I'm going to die. Oh well, I'm barely alive lol!fgbhyu

 

[Dr Dave]

You might want to open a window.

 

[Gagh]

I would consider masturbating.

 

[Cassie]

Furiously.

 

[Gagh]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't feel sexual arousal anymore, so no.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I too miss "similar threads" very much. I probably found half of my favourite threads that way, including ones that taught me to spell like a UKer.

 

[Dr Dave]

Pariody show "Can you spell better then a UKer", some british verson of Jeff Foxworthy could host.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm guessing you're gonna lose.

 

[CaptainWacky]

still not dead but my head feels like mashed potatoes

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm guessing you're gonna lose.

No shit

 

[starbys]

Someday sperm are going to rebel and climb back into the urethra.

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't be angry John, I was jokeing.

IT was just a play on words!!!!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

words on play

 

[Dr Dave]

They dance in my head!

 

[starbys]

HEAD YOUR FACE!

 

[Dr Dave]

That makes little sence.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

nobody was angry maybe the carbon monoxide helped that capacity...

 

[Dr Dave]

I feel lightheaded!!!!!!sfffstt

 

[CaptainWacky]

Weird that I'm not dead yet. Unless I am.